The Slowest Eater

Why food type matters

The verdict is scored against the dish, not the clock alone.

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Salad

8–14 min

No cutting, no bones. Slow here is very slow.

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Burger

10–18 min

Handheld and hot. Most people move fast.

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Pasta

14–22 min

Twirling costs time. Forgivable.

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Steak

18–30 min

Cutting every bite. Slow is expected.

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Seafood

22–40 min

Shells are a legitimate legal defence.

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