About The Slowest Eater

One day at a burger place, I noticed a girl nearby order around the same time as me.

I ate my burger.

Finished my fries.

Left.

Went to the supermarket next door.

Walked around.

Bought a bunch of stuff.

Queued.

Paid.

Came back out.

Passed the burger place again...

SHE WAS STILL EATING.

At that point, this was no longer lunch.

This was a documentary.

And I thought: somebody needs to start timing these people.

So TheSlowestEater.com was born.